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I love my roommate Lauren. She's been my best friend since we started college.
So I kind of feel guilty saying this, but I've been having dirty thoughts about her boyfriend.
Ever since she started dating this hot black guy, Jason, I've been fantasizing about him.
Our bedrooms are so close that whenever they have sex, I can totally hear them.
Oh, fuck. Oh my God, baby. Oh my God. Oh, fuck.